• me: i'd only go [to comic con] if they were like 'you'll get to touch raul esparza's ass'
  • my mom: but even then it still depends
  • my mom: like if it's with one finger it isn't worth it
  • me: it has to be with both hands
  • my mom: it's gotta be like
  • my mom: *does aggressive cupping gesture*
  • my mom: a solid handful
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    doritoed:

    one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

    (Source: cashcutie)

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